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Mikeythebrat

@bugsyrussian You're a cat yet you say "BOL." Since you can't bark I assume that means "barf out loud?" about 16 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to bugsyrussian
@IMfornewbies So you're trying to sell me a guide to home-based profits. What kinda turn-around do ya s'pose I'd get for dead squirrels? 7:08 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@bugsyrussian So you love Jesus. Good for you. If I'm correct, that means after I tear you into bits and devour you, you'll get into heaven. 7:04 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@SantinaKitteh So you love me. And you meow out loud about it. Well, ok. How about this - of all the cats in the world, I will eat you last. 7:01 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to SantinaKitteh
Some have claimed that I say horrible things about children. On the contrary, I love children. With gravy. 7:00 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@I_love_bulldogs I love bulldogs too! They can be total assholes which is just what my revolution needs. http://ow.ly/1Rrzt 6:56 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@SidTheCatahoula Sid! Thanks for the #FF dude! You have now attained an officer's rank. Down with all bipeds! Dogs unite! (and maybe cats). 6:53 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@SuperChowChow Dude. You have a serious problem with grammar. But you're still cute & fuzzy. And a killer. Mwahahaha. 6:45 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to SuperChowChow
With the invention of nylon for medical sutures and tennis rackets did cats not become superfluous? 6:38 PM May 28th via web
@DogTrainerRobJ I checked out UR website-it seems like more fodder for ignorant bipeds to oppress us. Join my following! http://ow.ly/1RhxS 6:00 PM May 28th via HootSuite
Dogs shall rule the world! Follow me, comrades. Together we can overthrow our oppressors! http://ow.ly/1Rhbr #FF 4:50 PM May 28th via HootSuite
Thanks to @centhound for the #FF. From my chest to yours, nose-to-the-ground comrade! Heil Mikey! 2:30 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@SuperChowChow I love ChowChows! Like me, they're cute and cuddly but their true mission it to bite off the arms of ignorant bipeds! 1:25 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to SuperChowChow
@kimnow True-UR house does seem to have more useless cats & ignorant bipeds than dogs. We shall therefore begin our revolution at your house 1:22 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@ShivaandJaya I should've guessed I'd have to explain everything to cats. Dudes. 140 characters. Work with me. And I take back UR exemption. 1:17 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to ShivaandJaya
Hilarious animals worthy of following: @pete829 @thedogmeister #ff #followfriday Oh, and me. I'm hilarious: @mikeythebrat 1:07 PM May 28th via HootSuite
These dogs are worthy leaders! Together we will revolt against the bipeds! @mulliganstews @dogsmycopilot @PuggleOtis @Nacho_the_dog #ff 12:59 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@PuggleOtis Eeeeexcellent! Barking at mailmen ALWAYS works...they leave immediately. Good job! #dogrevolution 12:56 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@nacho_the_dog Dude. You're cool. Keep taking the bipeds food. Starve them out! Heil Mikey! Oh ya-& thanks for the #ff Follow the nacho dog! 12:51 PM May 28th via HootSuite
@shivaandjaya are exempt from the all-cat designation of EEYOOSLESS and have achieved an officer's rank thanks to the #FF 12:50 PM May 28th via HootSuite

Name Mikey
Location Vancouver, BC, Canada
Web http://mikeythebr...
Bio If I weren’t constrained by ignorant bipeds I’d eat them. Mailmen, school kids, anybody. Follow me comrades and let us overthrow the bipeds and rule the world!