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theJeremyVine

  1. Calls for pensioners to keep half-price coach travel @BBCRadio2 because they have "paid taxes all their lives" and "have the right" 9 minutes ago via web
  2. Yes let's put that up in lights: THE PLURAL OF ANECDOTE IS NOT DATA 43 minutes ago via web
  3. Wow. Just heard eulogy to shark attack victim Ian Redmond from widow Gemma: "You were the most handsome and perfect man I'd ever seen" 44 minutes ago via web
  4. Woman caller says she has "never known a man be off sick from work." But what about this: youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqr… about 1 hour ago via web
  5. Just asking on @BBCRadio2 whether the way to get equal pay is for men to join women "at the canteen table" and admit what they are earning about 1 hour ago via web
  6. @cjdemooi AND CJ of Eggheads. Ken Bruce and CJ of Eggheads. That's me. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to cjdemooi
  7. Ken Bruce is so analogue he won't even wear cordless pyjamas about 1 hour ago via web
  8. I don't have any friends except Ken Bruce so I am worried Google+ might expose that about 2 hours ago via web
  9. @panchoballard The correct lyric: "Sparks are flying from electrical pylons, Snakes and ladders running up and down her nylons." about 2 hours ago via web in reply to panchoballard
  10. Can anyone tell me if Google+ is as good as Twitter? I just got on it and it says I only have two friends. Frankly I was insulted. about 2 hours ago via web
  11. Today's stories in four words @BBCRadio2: Pay. Shark. Coaches. Pylons. ...See you at noon. about 2 hours ago via web
  12. @RNLI Many thanks. Well done on rescuing them, glad everyone's ok. RNLI a big part of all our lives about 4 hours ago via Echofon in reply to RNLI
  13. Is this the face of Jack the Ripper? Identikit of German Carl Feigenbaum shows strangely 21st-century haircut lockerz.com/s/134493117 about 4 hours ago via Echofon
  14. Father of Notting Hill Carnival stab victim says his son had just been trying to break up a fight: tgr.ph/oKmI5P about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  15. Today's poem is by William Blake. Fair to say the guy had issues. lockerz.com/s/134471291 about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  16. Today's optical illusion is the BEST. Cut out and glue the dragon. Close one eye and turn it slowly. lockerz.com/s/134469902 about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  17. Good morning. Here are your frontpages. Headline in the Sun could almost be a poem. bit.ly/hTyMDi about 7 hours ago via Echofon
  18. A minister should try walking out of Number 10 with a piece of paper that says, in tiny writing, YOUR LENS IS A BIT TOO LONG FOR THIS JOB about 15 hours ago via Echofon
  • Name Jeremy Vine
  • Location Devon when possible
  • Web http://www.bbc.co...
  • Bio BBC Radio 2 presenter who is less funny than his brother Tim Vine. Sometimes I retweet things I disagree with. All views personal of course.
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