John Bishop (call me JB)

@petjb

Ex- founder & engineering lead. Tech consultant to for-purpose entities & SMEs. Yoga teacher. Vegan. Beardy. Runner. Mostly harmless.

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johnbishop.com.au
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 May 2017

    Heading back into the office for a big deploy. Just spent 10 minutes looking for my pants. Yeah, this'll go well.

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  2. 17 Jun 2021

    Hey - just a thought, maybe don't prompt people to print their payment receipts? Surely this info is stored in DoTDirect (and in the email, of course)? Seems like a small change that could be made for positive environmental impact 🤗🌏

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  3. 14 Jun 2021

    Hey gang - a buddy of mine's awesome company is looking for a senior front-end dev. Perth-based or remote. Info:

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  4. 7 Jun 2021

    I've never written anything in C# before now and man, I really don't feel like I've been missing out on anything.

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  5. Retweeted
    23 May 2021

    FUCK YEAH SEEING SOME PRETTY DEHUMANISING ACCUSATORY & OTHERING TWEETS ABOUT HOMELESS PEOPLE AS IF THEY DON'T DESERVE AUTONOMY AS IF THE FACT OF THEIR HOMELESSNESS IS CRIMINAL & AS IF NOBODY HERE IS DOING IT ROUGH & NONE OF US COULD END UP ON THE STREETS & IT'S RATHER UPSETTING

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  6. 23 May 2021

    Hey folks - I'm looking for an experienced Flutter dev (based anywhere) to help me out with a small project. Please share? Thanks <3

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  7. 15 May 2021

    I've been off twitter for a while and the main thing that seems to have changed is that more people have kids now.

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  8. 15 May 2021

    Fucking great read.

    Project Hail Mary review: Andy Weir conjures a new tale of space peril
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  9. 3 May 2021

    Can anyone recommend a good company for external pen testing, social engineering etc? Thanks!

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  10. 26 Jul 2020

    Could there be a better time for a virtual hackathon?! Aussie devs, designers, product folks & pet-lovers... we URGENTLY need your help to save lives! Register your interest before COB today - Please RT & share the 💚

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  11. 24 Jul 2019

    Wow , what's going on with your call centre?!

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  12. Retweeted
    17 Jul 2019

    It was back to school for PetRescue co-founder and his furry sidekick Cocoa this month. Check out our Safe & Sound Pounds program & Animal Welfare Strategy in action🐾

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  13. Retweeted
    23 Jun 2019

    this is it. this is peak comedy. nothing will ever be funnier than this

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  14. 8 Jul 2019

    When you hit up customer service (via phone, email or the socials), try to remember there's a human on the other end. It costs you nothing to be civil and friendly, and it might make a real difference to their day. Be good, people. Be good people. 🙏

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  15. 23 Jun 2019

    What a lovely long weekend, hanging out with this gorgeous bunch of humans while celebrating Mark's birthday. What a lucky man I am to have found such a wonderful lady to spend my life with; and the epic family…

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  16. Retweeted
    16 Jun 2019

    Good morning to everyone who needs to hear this - if you are sick, stay home. If your colleague comes to work sick, send them home. ‘Pushing through’ is cancelled this flu season.

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  17. 16 Jun 2019

    Hey - would you be interested in working with us at to build something like this? () We have a huge library of pet names to train with, and it would be *incredibly* cool :) Let me know, and thank you! 🙏

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  18. Retweeted
    14 Jun 2019

    Hung out with some people who believe in alien abductions and the harmful cancer inducing vibrations of 5G cell phones. I keep forgetting people have real thoughts like this. Then read a thread about Christianity. Can't believe that's still a thing either.

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  19. Retweeted
    14 Jun 2019

    so great that australian taxpayers have an infinite amount of money to shovel into lockheed martin's unflyable shitbox

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  20. Retweeted
    12 Jun 2019

    they really do intend to just plough this ship into the iceberg as hard as they can. criminal and completely unforgiveable.

    BREAKING: The Adani coal mine in Central Queensland has been approved by the Queensland Government. More on
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